Tricks are for kids
So this is what happens in the middle of late night study sessions. Alex bets my cousin Tony a 100 Egyptian pounds (like $15) that he can't swallow a small cup of cinnamon without drinking water. Tony enthusiastically takes on this bet, his hubris leading to a hilarious diversion from a rather monotonous evening (I'm the only one present who's not in school, and it's no fun watching med students memorize doctor stuff!)
Everyone should do this to someone they know.
If you missed the projectile vomit...watch it again. ;-)
Everyone should do this to someone they know.
If you missed the projectile vomit...watch it again. ;-)
11 comments:
Oh my gosh...
I'm gonna have every highschool kid doing that by next week.
I'm gonna give Katie's voice-activated computer a cup of cinnamon.
That sounds like a threat Chris Lazo, remember I have ammunition.
HA! that's silly.
Zenus (my computer;) doesn't like sweets and would never drink a cup of cinnamon!
Ladies and Gentlemen
Horses and Cows
Bo-legged Mosquitos and cross-eyed cows
I come before you to stand behind you to tell you something I know nothing about.
This Thursday which is Good Friday
there will be a mother's meeting for fathers only.
Admission is free.
Pay at the door.
Take a seat.
Sit on the floor.
The next thing on our agenda is a 4-cornered round table.
katie darling, why do you speak in verse?
i've got this burning in my soul you see... i gots to rhyme :) hehe
no diggity.
Here's the chorus:
Dear Bekah Ernst from Cairo, Egypt-
I misunderstood you, perhaps I had tripped.
Did you just infer, or by evidence gathering
that perhaps I'd avoid an altercation, slathering
a cup of cinnamon all over the place?
All over Zenus, and maybe even my face?
Of what ammunition do you speak of so boldly?
Is it the pic of the bike and me on it so manly?
You have ammunition,
the desire to use it,
a house full of girls that are as girly as you are,
but lady, I'm a ninja,
and I really can't help it,
I'm the master of bo-staff,
and long, run-on sentences..
Faster than a speeding building,
More taller than a tall bullet!
I'M MATT DAMON!!!!!
...and I'm famous.
Katie: I really really really...like the way you work it. no doubt.
Chris Lazo: You may have the chorus, but I have the bridge.
oooooo chris you got it all wrong,
You may be MATT DAMON,
but you'll never be Jason Bourne,
this is a fact:
ninjas in egypt shouldn't drive cars,
i'll give you back your pink bike,
and meet you at your fav spot, mars,
even though your from venus,
you can't beat us,
so don't cheat us.
i ain't girly as you think,
i just like to laugh...wink wink.
I quit.
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